Some Sardar Jokes

A man was in his front yard mowing grass when his neighbor, a sardar, came out of the house and went straight to the mailbox. He opened it, looked inside, slammed it shut, and stormed back into his house. A little later he came out of his house again, looking nervous, went to the mailbox, again opened it, and slammed it shut again. Angrily, back into the house he went. As the man was getting ready to edge the lawn, here our sardar came again, looking very heated up. He marched to the mailbox, opened it and then slammed it shut harder than ever.

Puzzled by his actions, the man asked him, "Is something wrong?"

To which the ferocious sardar replied, "There certainly is! My stupid computer keeps telling me I have mail!"

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One sardar was enjoying the sun at the beach in America . A lady came and asked him, "Are you relaxing?"

The sardar answered, "No, I am BantaSingh."

Another guy came and asked him the same question. The sardar answered, "No, No, Me Banta Singh!"

Third one came and asked him the same question again. The sardar was totally annoyed and decided to shift his place. While walking he saw another sardar soaking in the sun. He went up to him and asked, "Are you Relaxing?"

The other sardar was a lot more educated and answered, "Yes, I am relaxing."

Banta Singh slapped him and said, "Stupid, idiot. Everyone is looking for you and you are sitting over here!"

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A Sardar died and went to heaven. When he got to the pearly gate Saint Peter told him that new rules were in effect due to the advances in education on earth. In order to gain admittance a prospective heavenly soul must answer two questions:

1. Name two days of the week that begin with "T"

2. How many seconds are in a year?

The Singh thought for a few minutes and answered...

1. The two days of the week that begin with "T" are Today and Tomorrow.

2. There are 12 seconds in a year.

Saint Peter said, "OK, I'll buy the Today and Tomorrow answer, even though it's not the answer I expected. But how did you get 12 seconds in a year?"

The sardar replied, "Well, January 2nd, February 2nd, March 2nd, etc..."

Saint Peter lets him in without another word.

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Jasmeet Kaur caught her husband Santa Singh searching high and low all around his living room.

Jasmeet: "What are you searching for?"

Santa: "Hidden cameras!"

Jasmeet: "And what makes you think that there are hidden cameras here?"

Santa: "That guy on TV knows exactly what I am doing. Why, every few minutes he keeps saying 'You are watching the Star World Channel'. How does he know that?"

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Having lost his donkey a sardar got down to his knees and started thanking God. A passerby saw him and asked, "Your donkey is missing; what are you thanking God for?"

The sardar replied "I am thanking Him for seeing to it that I wasn't riding the donkey at that time, otherwise I would have been missing too."

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Two sardars were sitting outside a clinic. One of them was crying like hell. So the other asked, "Why are you crying?"

The first one replied, "I came here for blood test"

Second one asked, "So? Are you afraid?"

First one replied, " No, not that. During the blood test they cut my finger"

Hearing this the second one started crying. The first one was astonished and asked other, "Why are you crying?"

The other replied, "I have come for my urine test."

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