More One-Liners

Practice makes perfect.....

But nobody's perfect......so why practice?
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Money is not everything.

There's MasterCard & Visa.
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One should love animals.

They are so tasty.
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Save water.

Shower with your girl friend.
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Love thy neighbour.

But don't get caught.
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Behind every successful man, there is a woman

And behind every unsuccessful man, there are two.
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Every man should marry.

After all, happiness is not the only thing in life.
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The wise never marry

And when they marry they become other-wise.
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Success is a relative term.

It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow what you can put off today.
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Love is photogenic - It needs darkness to develop
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Children in backseats cause accidents - Accidents in backseats cause children
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"Your future depends on your dreams" - So go to sleep
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There should be a better way to start a day - Than waking up every morning
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"Hard work never killed anybody" - But why take the risk !
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"Work fascinates me" - I can look at it for hours!
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God made relatives; - Thank God we can choose our friends.
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When two's company, - three's the result!
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The more you learn, the more you know,

The more you know, the more you forget

The more you forget, the less you know -

So... Why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.

A train station is where train stops.

On my desk, I have a work station.... what more can I say........