There was a blonde who was down on his luck. In order to raise some money she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to a playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, "I've kidnapped you."
The blonde then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $200,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground". Undersigned: "A Blonde".
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning she checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $200,000 in cash with a note saying, "How can a blonde do this to a fellow blonde? Take the money, and please leave my son." Undersigned: "Another blonde".
The blonde then wrote a note saying: "I've kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $200,000 in a paper bag and put it beneath the mango tree on the north side of the city playground". Undersigned: "A Blonde".
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid's shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning she checked, and sure enough a paper bag was kept beneath the mango tree. The boy was sitting next to the bag. The blonde opened up the bag and found the $200,000 in cash with a note saying, "How can a blonde do this to a fellow blonde? Take the money, and please leave my son." Undersigned: "Another blonde".
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