Comparison Between Prison And Work

In Prison: You get three meals a day (free).

At Work: You only get a break for one meal and you have to pay for it yourself.

In Prison: You get time off for good behavior.
At Work: You get rewarded for good behavior with more WORK.

In Prison: A guard locks and unlocks the doors for you.
At Work: You must carry around a security card and unlock open all the doors yourself.

In Prison: You can watch TV and play games.
At Work: You get fired for watching TV and playing games.

In Prison: You get your own toilet.
At Work: You have to share.

In Prison: They allow your family and friends to visit.
At Work: You cannot even speak to your family and friends.

In Prison: All expenses are paid by taxpayers with no work at all.
At Work: You get to pay all the expenses to go to work and then they deduct taxes from your salary to pay for the prisoners.

In Prison: You spend most of your life looking through the bars from the inside wanting to get out.
At Work: You spend most of your time wanting to get out and go inside bars.